rachellovesnoodles:
“unshaped:
“carryonmy-assbutt:
“ lolfunnow:
“ My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.
”
how hard did she throw that
”
is she Naomi Campbell???
”
Run
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rachellovesnoodles:

unshaped:

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

is she Naomi Campbell???

Run

(via rachellovesnoodles)